Oprah's Coming! Oprah's Coming! Ummm... so?

Okay, so it's February 1st. I always take February 1st off because I've typically gotten close to zero sleep the few days before. Every year. Every SINGLE year. So, just as I roll out of bed at 10am (thanks for sleeping in, kids) and I'm groggy... the phone rings. It's my sister and mother calling from South Carolina.

Okay, let me stop here... do I seem like an Oprah fan to you? Yeah, I didn't think so. She's not a bad lady, she has a book club. But for the most part, she annoys the hell out of me. Seriously. Someone needs to stop her.

So, anyway, back to the phone... they are asking ME (who lives in Texas) how to get tickets to see Oprah. Huh? How would I know? Apparently she's coming to Charleston and they are all giddy. Ummmm... okay... so how am I supposed to know again?

It's a good thing I wasn't in a REALLY bad mood... I'd have sent this to THIS website. Seriously, look it up yourself. *laugh* Okay, so maybe I was rude, Mom... love you anyway, just don't call asking me dumb questions on the morning of February 1st anymore, k?