Saturday, February 25, 2006

Sick(?) Jamie & Fun with Photoshop...

I have no idea if Jamie is sick or not. He's running a slight temperature and his voice is scratchy. He keeps saying he's "fine mom", but I also know he will say/do anything to avoid going to the doctor. We are supposed to be having dinner with family tonight, but I sent Tom with Cassie so if Jamie IS sick we won't make anyone else ill.

So, I'm working while he's zoning out in front of the Xbox (Shrek). I snapped a picture of Cassie before she left and then played with it. She really likes duckies, so...

Yes, I'm aware the shoes don't match, exactly. She refuses to wear any shoes except for those right now. Whatever, she's 3, FUG her and die, Kami *laugh*

Friday, February 24, 2006

Stuff Portrait. FRIDAY!!!


Yeah, so I'm doing this again... ON FRIDAY... *laugh*
Did you play?

This is our night-table, I guess. We have a captain's bed so there's not really nightstand - no where to put it. This is on Tom's side. Yeah, those are SUPPOSED to be in the tool box. Men are unable to put things away, I swear.
A book I enjoyed - I adore this book! I actually bought it again recently to read again!

We don't have any regular lamps in our place. Seriously? I hate them, they get knocked over and when the kids were really little they would pull them down on themselves. This is my reading lamp in bed though... :)

Thursday, February 23, 2006

You... You... You... Poopie Monster!

A couple of days ago we were all in the car running around doing errands. The kids are chattering in the backseat while Tom and I are trying to have a conversation.

Let me stop here to say that this is what I miss most about "before kids". I wouldn't trade them for the world, but just the ability to ride in a car in semi-silence and have a conversation without someone screaming or fighting or declaring "s/he is looking out my window" (yeah, WTF, right?). Tom jokes we need a limo so we can up that middle partition and let them fight it out and we can have some peace.... anyway...

So, the kids are chattering, starting to bicker a little bit and all of a sudden we hear Cassie scream "You're a poopie monster, Jamie!". The car got suddenly really quiet.

Yeah, Tom and I suck at this parenting stuff, we all know that... you know what we did... burst out laughing. So of course, the next 5 minutes of driving the kids were BOTH screaming "Poopie Monster! Poopie Monster!" and laughing like a bunch of nuts.

Where did she get it from? We have NO idea. Of course, she keeps saying it now, so we are trying to tell her it's not nice, but it's so hard not to crack up! The worst part? I really don't know why it's funny. It just is.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

My beautiful daughter CaTHy

Yip..thats right...Cathy...

Kids can be a tad bit frustrating as we all know. With wives you can "lovem or leavem" but I think the former is illegal when it comes to your kids.

Anyways, Cassie has the cutest little lisp. She has jut a bit of trouble making the "S" sound. It almost always comes out as "th". If you ask her name she will proudly tell you "Casthy".

So here I was, working away, the two little "angels" running around in their underwear. (Actaully, Cassie is fully dressed. Jamie however is still in his pj top and underwear....don't ask) Cassie is whining for some more Sprite. So I say,"Jamie, sit on the couch. Cathy, bring me your cup."

It pretty bad why you develop your childrens lisp. I think I need some professional help.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Basketball pics from Jamie's 2/18 game...

I knew if I didn't post pictures no one would actually believe... Jamie touching a basketball! Yes! No, it's not a set up, that is actually MY Jamie touching a ball. Random shot

He's finally learned to dribble! Tom has really bee working with him on it... Yay!

Sunday, February 19, 2006

I'm alive...

I'm old. Well, too old for clubbing, I fear... *laugh* The Blog Blowout was a lot of fun. We had dinner at Cuba Libre, which was actually really nice. We had a whole lounge/room to ourselves, and, of course, the company was absolutely fabulous. Afterwards, we froze our asses off as we went to Light Bar, which was okay. At least the music wasn't deafeningly loud and you could kind of hear people. I can't wait until FUG Thursday to see how many FUG this one lady that was there (not with our party)... *laugh* you'll have to wait for pictures on other's blogs to see.

I wanted to ban pictures, drunk people with cameras flashing (and me seeing spots) *laugh*. So there will be a LOT of pictures. After that, a lot of the ladies wanted to go dancing so we froze our asses off again and headed over to Vicci. I'm not much into dancing - I did enough drinking and dancing when I was in my 20's... I'm kind of over that now *laugh*.

We stayed an hour or two before a group of us headed out to IHOP for an early breakfast. I enjoyed that much more, truth be told. Yeah, I was slightly still drunk until I got some food in me, but I definitely like the more relaxed atmosphere. Tangerine's is much more my style, mixed music (usually 80s-present) and a little more loungey. Anyway, so I feel old after seeing these 22 year olds dancing and probably not feel like someone ran them over with a mack truck today.

WHAT is with the weather? It was in the low 30s all last night. They shut down parts of MoPac because people were skidding all over the place. It took us a little longer to get home because Dy (my designated driver, who rocks!) was smart and we took Lamar all the way down to avoid any overpasses/bridges - hello, we live in a warm weather climate. NONE of us know how to drive in that crap. Hopefully it warms up soon... this is too freaking cold!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

It's **COLD** out here...

It has been in the 80's here in Austin for weeks. Nice beautiful weather. A bunch of crazy women are coming in from all over the state of Texas (and beyond!). Like 40 of us. I even bought new shoes so that Kami couldn't FUG me (she says "we dont FUG friends" but whatever). Nevermind that I've NEVER been to a club downtown since I moved here in 1998. NEVER. So, I have this cute little skirt picked out - of course, one that a jacket won't go with. It's gonna be like 30 tonight. I'm insane. Completely insane. I'm going to freeze and probably end up puking my gut up downtown and not able to get back to North Austin. Oh well, Tom has the kids... *laugh* Wish me luck!

Friday, February 17, 2006

Welcome to the Spider Club!

I think I've created "secret club" monsters. I'm not really sure what the purpose of this club is, but Jamie tells me that only the four of us are in it. We even have a secret handshake (not only did I have to come up with the name, but I'm quick on my feet)... because the "secret" club doesn't really do anything, I guess it's safe to share. Our secret handshake is to wiggle your fingers like a spider and touch your fingers together with the other person. Yup, that's it.

Everything is about our secret club now. ONLY secret spider club members can go out to dinner... ummm... okay. ONLY secret spider club members can play Shrek Super Slam (okay, seriously, that's an annoying game and I have to ask my FIVE year old to show me how to play it). ONLY secret spider club members can do art projects.

Yup, so there ya have it... the not-so-secret spider club...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Email Funny....

Okay, I usually wouldn't share this, but this was just too funny to keep to myself... I posted a message on Craigslist looking for a subcontractor and got an email back, which I ignored because they didn't use the BCC so you could tell it was a blanket email to a bunch of people and it had a LOT of spelling/grammar errors (and if I caught it, you know it's bad, I've even made red some of the funniest parts)... here's the original email:


Subject: Bookkeeping Clients Wanted!
February 15, 2006

My name is TM and I am a XX year old degreed Accountant. I am currently seeking clients that have Accounting/Bookkeeping positions available. I have six years of bookkeeping experience on Quickbooks Pro 1999 thru 2005. Most of those years in the fields S Corporations, Durable Medical Equipment, and Agriculture. I am EXTREMELY detailed orientated and have yet to meet a deadline given to me. I would like the opportunity to visit with you regarding your bookkeeping needs. I would be working on a telecommunicate basis through telephone, emails, and alot of faxing. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your reveiw, and would welcome an opportunity to demonstrate my skills and answer any questions you might have regarding my qualifications. I will be working hand-in-hand daily with my clients to handle all their bookkeeping needs, and would, of course, be sending a monthly backup copy of their company financials every month along with all financial statements. I appreciate your time and consideration, and look forward to hearing from you.


Yeah, so obviously I just hit "delete" because it was terrible and because my ad made sure to state that they had to give me certain information to even be considered. I didn't open the resume, I was scared to... so anyway... I get another email with the same subject from someone else... read it bottom to top to see what transpired...




From MJ to EVERYONE on the CC list from the original email:
I am not a bitch, just an honest accounting business owner who has had a successful business for over 10 years; I am willing to bet you don't make it 10 months.

You need to learn to take constructive criticism and use it to your advantage - you will not get far without that skill.

Be careful who you talk to like that - it can bite you in the rear. I've cc'd all the people you e-mailed to let them know just how unprofessional you are.

-----Original Message-----
From: TM
To: MJ
Subject: RE: Bookkeeping Clients Wanted!

I am sorry, I meant to say that I have yet NOT to meet a deadline, my mistake. Please disregard my previous message, there is NO WAY I could work for a bitch like you! Thank you, TM
P.S. Just a small town Texas woman trying to make a living, no need to be hateful!

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: MJ
> To: TM
> Subject: RE: Bookkeeping Clients Wanted!
>
> Why would I hire someone who has yet to meet a deadline given? A lot is two
> words, and a mail merge would have been much more professional for this
> mail. Faxing is old technology and easy to misplace.
>
> Not too great of an introduction.....
> - MJ


I cannot stop laughing about this... first, how stupid do you have to be to send out a message without using BCC so everyone sees everyone's email address? Second, PROOFREAD people... for christ's sake... PROOFREAD!

And thirdly, in the words of the gaming community, you totally got "PWNED", TM! *laugh*

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Questions with Jamie

Ms. Dallas K posted this questionnaire on Sunday so I thought I'd video it with Jamie today. Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

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My Valentine's Day Card From Tom....

I got a card from Tom just now... The front has two people holding hands and says:
"When my hand is in yours, I never want to take it away..."
open it up and it says:
"Itchy butt or no itchy butt"

LOL.... We always do silly cards on V-Day.
Yes, we realize we need psychiatric help.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Even MORE pictures...

Are you sick of seeing birthday pics yet? My friend, Lisa, also took some pics and she got ones of her being sung to and blowing out the candles! Yay!



Sunday, February 12, 2006

NEWS: Cheney Shoots Hunting Partner

Just like the administration, it's one big accident... this is just too funny, I can't stop laughing...

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Seriously, folks, you can't make this stuff up!

More Birthday Stuff...

This is everyone singing happy birthday to her. Note to self: next time, ask them not to turn the lights ALL the way off.

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When we got home, Cassie was singing Happy Birthday to herself... this was too cute not to share:

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Someone gave Cassie this Fairy Princess dress up outfit... she refused to put it on over her clothes and then proceeded to "fly" throughout the house, earrings and all...And a video of her playing in her outfit... no, princesses don't wear bows... just sayin'.

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Excuse the mess. This child got more stuff than Christmas. It looks like Santa puked all over my living room.


Edit: these just in from my friend, Amy, who was nice enough to take some pictures for me too!



Birthday Pictures

Cassie had a fabulous time at her birthday party! Pizza, cake, gifts, games... I mean, really, there wasn't much of a chance that she WOULDN'T like, now is there?

From the Party...

This was SO sweet, it started out with Cassie and the 3rd little girl walking around the tables holding hands and the thing we know all the little girls in the same age-group were... it was just too sweet not to take a photo of...
The 3 year old struts her stuff...
Poor Amy trying to stay out of the flow of traffic... apparently there was a parade of sorts (okay, it was a room full of children running wildly around the tables).
Feed 'em pizza... makes 'em sit still every time...
Cassie checks out her cake... lookit that little smile!
Yummy cupcake!
Down to business... the presents!
Every little birthday princess has to have a crown!
After all the fun, there was even more in store... Game Time!

Cassie LOVES this game, the purpose of which is to stomp the "spiders" when they light up.
All the kids were too young for the bumper car tickets, so the adults got in on the fun...

A trip to Gattiland is just not complete without a horsie ride...
A future bowler in our midsts???
Cassie, Jamie and Jay try their luck at the horse track
A bit of trivia: Cassie was born at 11:57am on February 11, 2003. She was opening presents at the precise moment of her birth at her own 3rd birthday party :-)

Saturday, February 11, 2006

My Little Pony Birthday Cake

Whew! This was a hard one. Tom and I had a great time making it together. I think we were both high on icing. MUCH harder than it looks... I give you, the My Little Pony birthday cake. This wasn't originally what we planned, but once we started going we realized it wasn't going to work how we first envisioned, but I think this looks really cute. It's the Ponies and a little house for them (the house is actually an cookie Easter house - like a Gingerbread House). We didn't use a lot of the stuff in there, but it worked out great! We had originally wanted to do a barn or something, but the house was much smaller than we planned. Anyway... we think it looks pretty fab... the kids haven't seen it yet, obviously, it's almost 2am! We'll have to find a place to hide or we'll wake up to the house missing some of it's pretties :-)

The Ponies with their house
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A close up of the house. You can't see it, but there's a dove behind the baby pony. Why, you ask? Because the kids wanted it on there. They picked out some of the decorations at the cake store - there is also stars on the back wall *laugh*

I decorated these - they are homemade and Cassie asked for "rainbow" icing... see, I'm pretty smart sometimes!





Tom's cupcakes... I think I like his a little better, but don't tell him that. The decoration on top is a play ring thing.





More pics after the party :-)

Friday, February 10, 2006

Every single birthday...

Every single birthday I declare that I'm out of the making your own birthday cake business and EVERY year I make one anyway... It's 8pm and I haven't even started making up the icing yet for Cassie's party yet. 24 cupcakes and a cake with a house on it. What the hell am I thinking?!?!? So, let's take a look back at how insane I really am...



Jamie's 1st Birthday
October 2001
Choo-Choo
By far my favorite!





Jamie's 2nd Birthday
October 2002
Construction
GREAT looking cake,
bad picture!




Jamie's 3rd Birthday
October 2003
Teletubbies






Cassie's 1st Birthday
February 2004
This poor cake... the head wouldn't stay up!







Jamie's 4th Birthday
October 2004
Spiderman
(the kids helped with the webs)












Jamie's 4th Birthday
October 2004
(yes, 2 cakes)





Cassie's 2nd Birthday
February 2005
The cupcakes are trains made out of candy





Jamie's 5th Birthday
October 2005
The ONLY year I bought a cake and decorated it myself... notice the spelling error? I was livid!




This truly seems to be an illness with me. Where are my real friends to stop me from this madness? Who the heck puts this much energy into a cake that's going to be domolished within 10 minutes?!?!?!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Confessions of a real mom...

I was at the store the other day and heard two moms talking about how they are so perfect and never let their kids get away with anything. I guess I figure life is too short and the kids are only going to be little for so long (yeah, shut up, it's nostalgic mom time, my little baby is turning 3)... so here ya go, in all it's glory... my true confessions:
  1. If I didn't see it, it didn't happen - okay, obviously, I'm not talking bodily harm here, but if they are working together to do something that is just in the "naughty" category and don't think I know, I ignore it. I'm secretly happy they are just working together for a common cause - which usually is to thwart us parents - instead of fighting.
  2. I bribe my children - with ice cream, a trip to the park, a new toy. Usually it involves them having to be quiet for more than 2 seconds or to help with big project. This also works if *I* want ice cream and can get them to clean their room in the process.
  3. Overtime is allowed - we have a 30-60 minute rule for computer or TV time. If they are actually getting along (or if Jamie is helping Cassie with a game, which is really cute!) I've been known to set the timer back a smidge. Again, quiet time is gold.
  4. I hate giving them a bath - I know it's supposed to be cute and fun, but they just get water all over me and they scream when it's time to wash hair. So there. I will bribe Tom with just about anything (you want that new light for your computer case??) not to have to bathe the monsters.
  5. I make my children do chores - this seems to be a new thing with moms, not making the kids pitch in. But dude, they made the mess and they live here too, they can help take the clothes out of the dryer or help put away the dishes or pick up toys.
  6. I laugh when I shouldn't - I have no self-control. When one of them is being completely unreasonable and throwing a tantrum, as much as I try to hide it, I end up with tears streaking down my face from laughing. Yeah, I know, it doesn't help, but it's SO hilarious to see this itty bitty little girl jumping up and down screaming because she has the wrong pillowcase.
  7. I cheat - I sometimes make the older one give in to the little one because it's easier. I will also use bribes (see #2) if he'll just give her her way.
  8. I detest legos - What is with these things? I'm glad Tom likes playing with them with the kids, I hate them!
  9. I love to play too - Okay, not really a confession, but I adore being a kid again and coloring or doing a project or getting to play "store" with them.
So, there, perfect mommies of the world... good luck. My kids are monsters, but they are happy little monsters that do behave in public because they know it's expected of them. Maybe they don't go down to bed as easily as they could and maybe they get away with watching too much Dora, but at least I can admit it and know I'm imperfect.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Way Back Wednesday - Gone, but not forgotten

After reading Soogie's blog today and then finding out the theme for WBW this week, I decided to participate - don't worry, I probably won't do these often, I'm trying to forget my teenage years *laugh*...

This week's theme:
Gone but not forgotten...a more serious tone this week as we share our pictures of ourselves with loved ones we've lost (either through death or lost touch with over the years)... -- if The Kept Woman does a sad one again, I will kick her behind, too many tears today.

So, I give you my grandparents, my mom's parents, I don't have a picture of me with them, but here they are together...
This is my MaMa and PaPa (both with short A sounds - I'm from South Carolina, ya know!)... My mom was a late child so they were both older when I was growing up. They never really had a lot of money or a lot of things, but both of them were the most amazing people to me.

MaMa was never without a hug for her grandchildren (and she had a LOT of grandkids - she had 7 children herself and her children had an average of 3 or 4 kids each). You didn't visit MaMa without her feeding you, if you were hungry, you ate. If you weren't hungry, you ate anyway - usually grits *laugh*. Going to her house was some of the most fun memories I have growing up of hearing them laugh together (and at us kids) and running around their house, daring each other to climb the fire tower...

PaPa was a riot. I remember all the things he used to do to us kids. The man had a streak of the devil in him (in a good way!). My fondest memory of him is when someone gave him one of those electronic keyboards and I was teasing my sister, Ginger, about having a crush on this little boy in her school, Brian. He made up a song, much to Ginger's horror, that went something like "Doctor, Doctor, Can you tell, What will make Brian well, If you don't, He might die, And that would make Gingerbread cry." He was always doing things to make us laugh and he always had a hug and kiss for you too.

It never mattered that they didn't have a whole lot, I think that's what made them the people they were. They had been through a lot together and it showed in everything they did for each other and the people around them.

It pains me to think that my children will never meet my MaMa and PaPa, that probably sounds silly, but I sometimes wish my children could have just a glimpse of the good things in my childhood - MaMa and PaPa were a large part of that. Every now and then, Jamie will give me his devilish grin and I swear that I see PaPa all over again, singing that song to Ginger.

PaPa passed away in 1990 or so and MaMa passed away in 1996 or so. PaPa died from prostate cancer and MaMa had Alzhimer's. (I'm not absolutely sure on the dates, hopefully my mom will stop by and correct me). Jamie shares his middle name with my PaPa, Howell.

I love you and miss you, PaPa and MaMa and still think of you often.

Edited: Just talked to my mom... PaPa died in 1989 and MaMa died in 1997. They were married Feb 15, 1944.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Stuff Portrait..... ehhh... Monday?

Okay, so I did this and then realized that it's late Monday night, not Friday, so whatever, you guys get to see it early. My good friend, Kami, is hosting it this week so I thought I'd do it... whatever... my first game and I already screwed it up!

1. ~ What you love most about your home -- Okay, this may sound weird, but I LOVE that I don't have to change the lightbulbs. The apartments we live in have a staff that does that. *laugh*

2 ~ What you love least about your home - These freaking blinds drive me crazy! They've replaced them at least 3 or 4 times and they keep breaking or whatever. Now, we wait until there are 2 or 3 of them broken before calling them. They are such a PITA.
3 ~ What you love most about yourself - Yeah, I'm a freak, lightbulbs, blinds and eyebrows. I love my eyebrows since I started having Christine over at Aziz do them. They always look so fabulous!

Professional B-Ball Pictures

These are copyright allamericanphoto.com - We ordered a package for family members so don't whine quite yet, I just grabbed the digital photos from the site for a preview...

Here's Jamie
And here's the team
Also, an update on the game time situation. Apparently after we left some of the parents confronted the stand-in coach about Jamie only playing 3 or 4 minutes in the last game. I guess it won't be a problem any more. *laugh*

I don't wanna sell stuff!

I have my first fund-raiser - a raffle. This one is for Jamie's basketball stuff. Gawd, I don't wanna sell these things. They are like $2 each and they gave us 24. Maybe I'll just buy them all myself so I don't have to deal with it.

I'm trying to ignore that 2nd and 3rd prize are freaking Wal-Mart gift certificates. *laugh* See, I'm a terrible salesperson. First prize is a Portable PS2 if you want to rot your kid's brains (but you can do it on-the-go, it is, after all, portable!).

Yeah, I better just donate the funds myself... I'm hopeless.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Tom thinks he's so clever...

So, my neck is killing me... KILLING me. I don't know if slept on it wrong the past couple of nights or it's just tension from the past month or what, so I ask Tom to rub my shoulders and neck for me...

He goes to the store earlier today and this is what he comes home with....Need I say more?

The Trouble with Basketball

Ok, Candy has posted a bit about it. But you know what? I'm kinda angry. We signed up Jamie for Basketball, and he LOVES it, truly he does. Problem? Jamie is not the most "athletically inclined" person in the world. Heck, I am actually kinda proud at that cuz he takes after ME in that regard. He truly loves the practices, and enjoys the games. But there is the problem: In the last 3 weeks we've had TWO practices. All the rest got cancelled. You try telling your 5 year old that his coach can't come because he has to work. Its bad enough when I have to explain that *I* have to work sometimes.

So, here is the problem: No practice, he doesn't get better. He doesn't get better, he sits on the bench. And he sits on the bench a LOT. This last game, they were an hour behind. Of course, we didn't find out till we actually GOT there. So we went and did some "make work" errands. We came back when it was time for his game.

I love cheering him on. He really looks a little goofy out there when he's running. About this I would I guess. Cassie even has little pom-pom's to cheer him with. So we waited for him to hit the court.... and waited.... and waited..... Half-time hit and guess what? We were still WAITING!

Finally in the 3rd quarter Jamie hit the court. He did one play, and got pulled out. 4th quarter same thing. He was in the game for a grand total of 3 minutes out of the hour we sat there. Luckily, he's 5 and doesn't realize that he was only in for 3 minutes. UNFORTUNATELY, I'm a Dad...and I do.

The sins of the father......

When I was a kid I was ALWAYS the last one picked for any team. Even the blind kid was picked before me, seriously. I was that bad. I don't want my kids to ever go through that. That was part of the reason to get him involved with sport now. Hopefully get him through the "shy period" that he seems to be in.

.....visited upon the son.

And so Jamie and I have made a pact. He wants to continue with Basketball, so I'm going to share my "vast knowledge" of the sport with him. One hour a day, rain or shine, we'll get that ball out. Even if we have to do "Bounce Passing" in the kitchen. We just finished our second "practice session". Last night, he finally learned to dribble. Today, he finally go so he could through the ball as high as the net. This makes me ask myself, how good would he have done in the game last saturday if his practices had not been cancelled. The only way to learn is to practice, and the best way to practice is to play the game. If our team isn't going to practice, give Jamie equal court time. Even if it means losing (Which is what we do anyways, but who cares?)

Who know? Maybe someday Jamie will be the best 5'9" basketball player in the world. But I don't care, I just want him to have fun and get his chance like everyone else.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Basketball Game Today!

These are from Jamie's basketball game this afternoon... here he is warming up...The bench-warmers club...
Watching the ball... no he didn't ACTUALLY touch the ball *laugh*
So, my son is one of the bench-warming elite. He's getting better. We've been praticing with him when we can. We actually came home and worked with him on dribbling and I think something FINALLY clicked, he actually managed to dribble it about 10 times in row without losing it. It doesn't help that they keep cancelling practices. I understand only letting him in the game for half the game or whatever, but if you don't get the kids to practice, they aren't going to get better. It *is* competitve games, after all.

Awww....

Just a cute story... I was up late last night working and no sooner than I my head hit the pillow (at 3am) I hear Cassie screaming "I had a bad dream, I had a bad dream" so I bolt into her room before she can wake up Jamie and she wouldn't go to sleep so we sat on the sofa and talked for an hour. When I finally got her to agree to come to bed with me, we laid down and I hear "cuwele me, momma" in this sweet little sleepy voice... awwww... so I put my arm around her and she was snoozing in no time. Of course, I, being the sappy mommy that I am, sat there for a good 10 minutes trying not to cry that my big girl still needs her mommy.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Goofy Republicans

So the phone rings, usually its a business call (even at 8:30 at night), so I answer "OffAssist, Tom speaking can I help you."

That is when it starts,"This is so-and-so with the Republicans for blah-de-blah. We are doing a survey and want to know who you will vote for. Blah-de-blah or someone else."

I'm like, wait a second.... I'm a registerd Democrat...Who does he THINK I'm gonna vote for.

Immediately I say,"Who ever is NOT a Republican" and go to hang up.

I barely hear him say before I put down the phone,"Ok, that is one for us!"

WTH?!?!?!

Oh yeah, those Republicans are REAL trustworthy.

The Interviews...

My kids LOVE to be interviewed like this... here's the most recent... ignore Cassie's nose-pick in the middle *laugh*

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They truly can sleep anywhere!

Yes, I know... another one of Cassie, but it's her birthday month! She'll be 3, yes THREE, in just over a week. I'm in awe that my little girl will be THREE soon. It doesn't seem possible. So, the story behind this picture... Tom is a wuss and gave up tonight and let Cassie move to sofa so she and Jamie would chill out - they were being horrid with the bedtime thing - yes, we know giving in defeats the purpose, thank you Supernanny... so, she was all cuddled down for the night and I came back out and she was sitting up like this. Don't you wish you could fall asleep like this?

The other thing is that the PJs she is wearing used to be Jamie's when he was 2. I'm always struck when by how fast time goes when we pass down the clothing like that... like this photo from June 2005... these were JAMIE'S duckie jammies... what's she doing with them on?!?! And yes, camera phone, not great quality, whatever.

Here's Jamie from December 03 in those same pjs... *sigh*

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Yeth!

Cassie has graduated from saying "yeah" to everything, but she can't quite get the "s" out to say "yes"... so now she says "yeth"... I just want to squeeze her, she's so freaking cute, seriously.

This is NOT the smile of an angel, trust me... it's a facade.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Bedtime Battles

We have ourselves a real battle of the bedtime going on around here. It's been over 2 weeks of this and man, it's getting OLD really fast. The past two nights haven't been so bad because the kids have had major playdates and are just exhausted, but it's typically driving Tom and I completely insane. They will NOT stay in their beds. One is always coming out (with a huge grin on their faces thinking they've come up with the perfect solution to get out of bed or be allowed to sleep on the sofa or with us) saying that the other one hit them, or they woke up scared (nevermind they've been in here 20 times before and obviously haven't been asleep). We got them to bed so easily before using Supernanny's techniques (she rocks, by the way). But man, they are testing our limits these days.

The funniest is when they BOTH come in here all smiles and tells us, in unison, "S/he hit me"... it's all I can do to hold it together and not start bursting out laughing at these two. They have obviously conspired together.

Tom and I are supposed to be the parents in this household, right? It's pretty bad when we are cracking up laughing to the point of not being able to use that "stern parent voice" that's supposed to send the kids into immediate submission.

Oprah's Coming! Oprah's Coming! Ummm... so?

Okay, so it's February 1st. I always take February 1st off because I've typically gotten close to zero sleep the few days before. Every year. Every SINGLE year. So, just as I roll out of bed at 10am (thanks for sleeping in, kids) and I'm groggy... the phone rings. It's my sister and mother calling from South Carolina.

Okay, let me stop here... do I seem like an Oprah fan to you? Yeah, I didn't think so. She's not a bad lady, she has a book club. But for the most part, she annoys the hell out of me. Seriously. Someone needs to stop her.

So, anyway, back to the phone... they are asking ME (who lives in Texas) how to get tickets to see Oprah. Huh? How would I know? Apparently she's coming to Charleston and they are all giddy. Ummmm... okay... so how am I supposed to know again?

It's a good thing I wasn't in a REALLY bad mood... I'd have sent this to THIS website. Seriously, look it up yourself. *laugh* Okay, so maybe I was rude, Mom... love you anyway, just don't call asking me dumb questions on the morning of February 1st anymore, k?

NEWS: The Japanese May Have Something Here...

Hey, Kami, reading this? Perhaps you need to forward it to your darling hubby :-)

The Doting Husbands Association?

Tue Jan 31, 8:43 AM ET

TOKYO (Reuters) - A group of Japanese men hoping to encourage the nation's legions of workaholic husbands to head home early and show their wives some appreciation have proclaimed Tuesday "Beloved Wives Day."

The group, which calls itself the "Japan Doting Husbands Association," urged men to get home by 8 p.m. and say thanks to their wives for all they do.

"Many men can't put their feelings of gratitude toward their wives into words. Work is number one for them," the non-profit group says on its Website, http://www.aisaika.org

"This attitude is putting Japanese marriages under great pressure."

Statistics bear this out. Japan's divorce rate has risen steadily over the years. In 2004, more than one in three marriages ended in divorce.

The group urges men to improve the marital mood through five "golden rules" including going home early, calling wives by their given name and looking them in the eyes when talking.

Many Japanese husbands call their wives "you" rather than addressing them by name, or in some cases merely grunt.

The group's homepage includes a column where husbands can write down feelings they are too shy to say out loud.

"I'm sorry I had a car accident. I'm sorry I'm away so much on business trips. I'm sorry I end up sleeping at the office so often," said one from a man in Kanagawa, near to Tokyo.

"Thank you for loving me just the same."